SEND IN THE CLOWNS…
[I]t’s a theater reference meaning “if the show isn’t going well, let’s send in the clowns”;
in other words, “let’s do the jokes.” – Stephen Sondheim
When asked about Robin Williams, most say “sweet.” I LOVE this!
There’s a classic story about the legendary clown Joseph Grimaldi that comes to mind…
Scribbled on an iPhone “Notes” APP near you…
- If a stranger tells you, “I’m crazy. I know I’m crazy!” three times in the course of a ten minute conversation in a doctor’s waiting room… take them at their word. Run for the hills.
- Overheard at the veterinarian’s office: “Coyotes are cute. I want to hug them all.” Good luck with that…
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Cats and dogs
have taken over the internet and social media. Their furry mugs are everywhere… YouTube, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Tumblr, Pinterest. Today Wattpad – tomorrow the world.
There must be a reason for this. Maybe they are really smart?
Perhaps brighter than your average couch potato.
We humans are not always the sharpest swizzle sticks in the mini-bar drawer.
Skip I.Q. tests and tedious assessments. Cats and dogs can be identified as gifted by their families. Is your Monty or Muffy gifted?
Here are 7 Signs Your Cat or Dog is Gifted
- Your pet reveals originality in expression.
“Look, my cat sent me a Valentine. He’s so clever.” [...]