The “F” word.
It’s everywhere you looks!
In the culture, in the books.
As Stephen Sondheim might say,
“In the parlor, in the bed
In the curtains, in the silver
In the buttons, in the bread”
Everyday a little “F.”
Profanity is ubiquitous (don’t you love that word?)
Can life be devoid of pain?
I saw a billboard recently that advertised “TOTAL Sleep Dentistry.”
On it was a hot, young blonde (is there any other kind in L.A.?)
She was wearing an itsy bitsy red polka dot bikini (or was it a thong with Spandex pasties?) and a glistening smile.
Her blinding whites sparkled in a movie star kind of way – as if touched – not from a toothbrush, but by Tinker Bell’s magic wand.
The message went on to promise… […]
WHAT? A HEALTH QUIZ?
HMMM…. WHICH IS IT?
A REASON TO LIVE or A MIGRAINE TRIGGER?
1. Sleeping in late any chance you get
2. Mind-blowing rock concert at 115 decibels with laser light show
3. Family-size bag of dark chocolate drenched espresso beans […]
In an attempt to build my meditation muscle and tone down my snark impulse…
Are you having trouble writing?
You are not alone.
Whether it’s a thousand page trilogy or merely a text to your cousin you can’t finish, you need support.
I suggest you join Writers’ Anonymous – WA.
For full-time professionals, it’s WA WA.
You will learn the necessary tools and steps to lick writer’s block in the bud. […]
Do celebrities annoy you?
The narcissists who never cease to amaze us with their sheer lack of restraint?
Thanks to an avalanche of 24-7 celebrity “news”
we are bombarded with celebrity drama queens’ constant cry for attention.
They appear. They promote. They publicize.
They SELL, SELL, SELL!
7 CELEBRITY PRODUCTS WE’D LIKE TO SEE
- The Bruce Jenner Sports Bra
Are you physically fit & healthy?
Are you in good shape?
Do you feel strong?
Take the quiz…
7 Clues… You’re NOT So Physically Fit
- Texting tires you.
- Your blood type is no longer B+ It’s D-
Woman undergoes surgery to add third breast.
Why? You ask!
Also, it seems Jasmine has the dream of having her own Reality TV show.
Not a bad hoax. But it got me to thinking…
5 GOOD REASONS TO ADD A THIRD BOOB
- You just had twins. Or triplets. And you plan on breastfeeding. Do the math.
What’s in a name? In a prescription drug name?
Drug companies sell directly to the consumer/patient/poor schlub like me via TV commercials.
Doctors now take prescription requests.
“Doc, I saw this snazzy, sexy ad for “Beallus” that was shot on the beach in Hawaii. God, I’m in pain.
I’d like to try some of that! Pen me a prescription, will you?”
The prescription drug names are cool and catchy. They promise an orgasmic paradise, a spa experience, a pain-free existence.
But… many drug names sound like Disney characters to me. […]