Everyone wants to change the world.
Great Ideas that will Change the World
(well, maybe just mine or yours )
1. Move to the beach; adopt casual coastal philosophy toward life (and flooring).
2. Convert the boring automatic dishwasher in the (duh) kitchen to a wine cooler. Cheers!
3. Go vegan.*
4. Dye bangs chartreuse. See if loved ones notice.
6. Skip cutting toenails for 5 months, then freak out pedicurist with zombie-like nails and raging fungus infection.
Upside: Learn Korean for “Holy Kimchee! Your feet are gross.”
7. Dive head first into the minimalist movement…end up with 2 chairs, 1 table, favorite books, bed, laptop, 4 wine glasses, and 15 cat toys. Spend all day lost in a funk… window shopping on eBay.
** Vegan with the following notable exemptions I generously grant myself: Birthdays, holidays, seasonal occasions (can you say summer barbecue? Thanksgiving turkey? Holiday parties?), and great ideas garnered from select Food Network TV shows.
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