25 MORE Reasons I Can’t Sleep!

27 Feb

Damn, I’m tired!  Are you, too?

Are YOU getting enough sleep? What keeps YOU up at night?

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25 MORE Reasons I Can’t Sleep!

1) Dog needs to pee.

2) I need to pee… again.

3) The cat suffers from restless leg syndrome and is kicking me in the private parts.

4) Kardashian fetus already making more $ than me.

5) For breakfast, I got a hot date with a cold can of fudge frosting.

6) I have no idea where the “OFF” switch is on my iPhone.

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7) Facebook. That f—ing Facebook. A source of evil in this world.

8) I’m creating lists like this.

9) Too much blood to the brain. Synapses dinging like a pinball machine on steroids.

10) My private parts are feeling unappreciated.

11) The stupid Republicans

12) Some creep said something vile about me on Twitter, then unfollowed me. That f—ing Twitter. A source of evil in this world.

13) The stupid Democrats

14) I don’t have a Meteor Crash emergency survival kit yet.

15) All those unread emails.

16) It’s hot in here.

17) It’s freezing in here.

18) What is with Kim Richards on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills on Bravo TV?

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19) Acid reflux ain’t just a default diagnosis. Throat on fire!

20) Death by taxes.

21) Inner child wants to be read a bedtime story.

22) My digital leash is choking me. Help! See #6, #7, and #12.

23) Not enough oxygen to my butt. Going numb.

24) Pope joke wasn’t funny.

25) Sweating the little stuff.

How about YOU? Are YOU getting enough sleep? What keeps YOU up at night? 

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10 Responses to “25 MORE Reasons I Can’t Sleep!”

  1. Karen February 27, 2013 at 1:38 pm #

    Oh Lord, what isn’t?

    Hot, cold, iPhone flashing and alerting me to messages (who is messaging me at 4 a.m.???), cat stealing the blankets, dog rooting through the garbage in the next room…oh crap. Now she’s moved on the to cat litter box.

    I think I need a nap.

    • Barb Best March 6, 2013 at 7:37 am #

      I can relate, Karen! The pets seem to enjoy being wide awake all night.

  2. Tim Lewis February 27, 2013 at 1:56 pm #

    Why only 25 reasons? Was it because you ran out of time? I agree with all of them, except change the gender-related reasons to male.

    One more reason: I normally get 4-5 hours of sleep a night…go figure.

    • Barb Best March 6, 2013 at 7:36 am #

      I feel your 4-5 hours a night pain! Yes, Tim – I have at least 1,999 more reasons! Stay tuned :)

  3. Molly Campbell February 27, 2013 at 2:06 pm #

    Omg. It’s hot in here. It’s freezing in here. Have you been in MY bedroom?

    • Mike McHugh February 28, 2013 at 6:57 am #

      I have this fear of waking up to see all those yankee Candles my wife is burning and I think it’s my funeral.

      • Barb Best March 6, 2013 at 7:32 am #

        Well at least it’s incredibly fragrant! thanks, Mike!

    • Barb Best March 6, 2013 at 7:34 am #

      I confess… I have never been invited to your bedroom. Not even by your husband :)

  4. Katy @ Experienced Bad Mom March 6, 2013 at 8:10 am #

    I’m sleeping okay these days, thank you. However, now I’ll be up all night wondering why in the world the Berenstain Bears tweeted me at 5:45 am last night? Aren’t they hibernating? What are they doing on Twitter at that hour?

    • Barb Best March 6, 2013 at 9:58 am #

      Ha! Maybe they were up promoting their books!