Damn, I’m tired! Are you, too?
Are YOU getting enough sleep? What keeps YOU up at night?
25 MORE Reasons I Can’t Sleep!
1) Dog needs to pee.
2) I need to pee… again.
3) The cat suffers from restless leg syndrome and is kicking me in the private parts.
4) Kardashian fetus already making more $ than me.
5) For breakfast, I got a hot date with a cold can of fudge frosting.
6) I have no idea where the “OFF” switch is on my iPhone.
7) Facebook. That f—ing Facebook. A source of evil in this world.
8) I’m creating lists like this.
9) Too much blood to the brain. Synapses dinging like a pinball machine on steroids.
10) My private parts are feeling unappreciated.
11) The stupid Republicans
12) Some creep said something vile about me on Twitter, then unfollowed me. That f—ing Twitter. A source of evil in this world.
13) The stupid Democrats
14) I don’t have a Meteor Crash emergency survival kit yet.
15) All those unread emails.
16) It’s hot in here.
17) It’s freezing in here.
19) Acid reflux ain’t just a default diagnosis. Throat on fire!
20) Death by taxes.
21) Inner child wants to be read a bedtime story.
22) My digital leash is choking me. Help! See #6, #7, and #12.
23) Not enough oxygen to my butt. Going numb.
24) Pope joke wasn’t funny.
25) Sweating the little stuff.
How about YOU? Are YOU getting enough sleep? What keeps YOU up at night?